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Saw this:

translifecomics:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb. I am dying of laughter. I shouldn’t because of how serious this post is but I’m actually laughing harder than I can breathe

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the-angel-fell-for-the-hunter:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

anothercuppaplease:

sararye:

weirdella:

sararye:

stop. blaming. whole. fandoms. for. what. one. fan. does.

im sorry but the mishapocolypse was considerably more than one fan. thats why everyone was so pissed off.

this wasn’t about the mishapocalypse at all come on that was spectacular

Amen.

thank you i mean since when have you seen thousands of people come together and organize something that huge

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Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight
Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
Supernatural: Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
Glee: Gay, gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
Merlin: Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
Avengers: gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
Torchwood: Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay
Doctor Who: DO WEEEEEEE DOOOO

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teenagecutterissues:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

hickitty:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

I’m sorry, I had to.

dreamingofdollopheads:

shavingryansprivates:

i hope fandom bloggers realize they actually make up a tiny minority of tumblr users and that nobody in any commercial industry actually gives a shit about them

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yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

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butt-piie asked: wait did someone die whats going on

someone always dies. multiple times. and it’s really messy. and then sometimes they almost die. like, their heads lying 5 feet away from their body. so they just magic their head back on.

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the-monster-inside-thee:

deatheaterandwhovian:

my-urlknowswhatyoudidinthedark:

thefandommenace:

How we imagine most English people speak.

How most English people actually speak.

I bet half of the people who have reblogged this don’t even know who they are

shut the fuck up, holy shit ^^

Love both these guys *3*

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butt-piie asked: get what

shit. there was supposed to be a ‘you’ there. but that was seriously uncalled for.

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butt-piie asked: because if someone died then that would be really sKULLDUGGERY UNPLEASANT

i’m going to get for for that

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