Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb. I am dying of laughter. I shouldn’t because of how serious this post is but I’m actually laughing harder than I can breathe